We’ve teamed up with Moms with Voices Media and several other blogs to celebrate Enlightenment for Nitwits by Shepherd Hoodwin. Enlightment for Nitwits is the first metaphysical/self-help humor collection. It is full of hilarious one-liners and mind-bending pieces on a wide range of subjects.
I was thrilled to learn about The Secret on
Oprah. As you probably know, The Secret
teaches you how to harness the power of your
mind to make your dreams come true.
I knew that what I really wanted was Brad
Pitt. Using the methods of The Secret, I focused
my thoughts on Brad Pitt falling in love with me.
My spiritual guides told me that he was very close
to calling and asking if he could move in with me.
I didn’t know what the Universe planned to do
with Angelina Jolie and their kids, but that was
none of my business; I just kept holding positive
Part of The Secret’s secret is that you must
not have any negative thoughts—not even one.
Sadly, I blew it. My negative thought lasted only
about thirty seconds, but it shot down my whole
year of visualizations and affirmations. That
thought was, “Maybe he doesn’t like redheads.” It
was over—Brad moved on and there was nothing I
could do about it.
However, I am happy to report that I have
learned my lesson, and this time I’m sure it will
work with Hugh Jackman. If God doesn’t want me
to have Hugh Jackman, tough. I’m going to have
him anyway, because I deserve him. I create my
own reality, d*rn it! I truly and completely believe
that. If he doesn’t like redheads, I’ll make him—
that’s how powerful my thoughts are.
I should get going. I have three hours of
affirmations to do before bed.
AN UPDATE: I trust that you’re getting
everything you want, too. Isn’t it wonderful to
finally have it all? My goodness, since The Secret,
I don’t know what to do with all the money
pouring in—it’s almost more than I can keep track
of. And the nonstop sex with incredibly hot men.
And the fame and worldwide acclaim. I don’t know
if I can take it anymore.
Oddly, Hugh Jackman isn’t returning my calls.
Neither is Hugh Grant. Or Hugh Dancy. Or Hugh
Laurie. Or any other Hughs. I thought that Hugh
create your own reality. But Brad called, so I
can’t complain too much.
SHEPHERD HOODWIN is the author of popular books such as Loving from Your Soul: Creating Powerful Relationships and Meditations for Self-Discovery: Guided Journeys for Exploring Your Inner Self. He has been channeling since 1986. He also does intuitive readings, mediumship, past-life regression, healing, counseling, and channeling coaching (teaching others to channel). He has conducted workshops on the Michael teachings throughout the United States.
His upcoming books include Opening to Healing, Growing Through Joy, and Being in the World. He is also working on a follow-up to his opus, Journey of Your Soul: A Channel Explores the Michael Teachings, and a collection of spiritual and personal growth writings, tentatively entitled Divine Innervention: How God Stops the Bad Guys Without Ruining Her Hair.
You can read sample chapters and learn more about his work at http://www.summerjoy.com/.
Shepherd is a graduate of the University of Oregon in Music. He lives in Laguna Niguel, California, with his significant other, Leroy, who happens to be a plant.
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